For a while there, it felt like the Special Counsel was the last thing standing between us and utter chaos. In fact, it was almost impossible to dream up a more perfect foil to king cheeto: he was the Batman to Trump's Joker; the Ness to Trump's Capone; the Bond to, well, every Bond villain. Basically, Robert Mueller was (and still is) the anti-Trump – that's why we turned him into an Action Figure.